Showing posts with label State Park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label State Park. Show all posts

Friday, September 23, 2016

More Corn Anyone?


Iowa… is a flat state. Part of that long strip down the country that is not really good for entertainment but is great for growing crops, like corn. We have driven past so much corn on this road trip (I’m sure we’ll see plenty more too), and once again we saw plenty of those familiar big ol’ grains. We left from Chicago in the morning and so crossed into Iowa around noon. Des Moines was the town we were aiming for, which sits right in the middle of the state. This meant that we had a good four to five hours of driving after crossing into the state, especially since we hardly ever stay on the interstate.

You see interstates are created to get people to places as fast as possible. They cut through the environment rather than wrap around it. The state highways don’t have near as much funding though, so blasting through the environment is avoided in favor of just wrapping around the hills and rising and falling with them. It makes the drive slightly more exciting than just making sure the wheels stay straight. Not to mention you can find random places to take a break from the drive as well.

In this case both of our stops along the way were by lakes. Sadly enough I have forgotten the names of both of them. I know that the first one we stopped at had a beach called Sandy Beach that was all set up for swimming and had a dock for boats as well. There were even bathrooms. All of this might make you think that it would be a great place to take a dip, but of all the lakes we had visited up to that point, and even since, I think that this was the worst possible one to go swimming in. Partly because the water was super murky, partly because the mud seemed especially sticky, but mostly because we found a decaying pelican caught in the buoys that marked out the border of the swimming area.



Sadly enough we did not discover this little “treasure” until after we had already got in the water. I got out pretty quick after that though. After air drying we continued on down the road, not pulling off again until we reached another smaller lake as the sun was dipping below the horizon. This was where we pulled off to make some dinner. The water was better here, but the mosquitoes were thicker as well, not to mention taking a dip in water while the temperature is dropping for the night is not the most appetizing of ideas. Still dinner was great, and the water was warm, surprisingly. Still not even Eric ended up getting in for a swim, and he is usually the first one into the water.


On we pressed until we hit Des Moines. I’m still not entirely sure what possessed us to decide that we should go see Des Moines. Maybe it was because we had just gotten done touring around a city and had been rather shocked as to how much fun we had there. Or maybe because there were no national forests or grasslands to be seen in the state and so we had to come up with something. There is always the possibility that it was just a “sight to see” close to the place we had set up to sleep at (in all likelihood it was probably this final fashion, funny how life ends up revolving around where one can find a place to sleep when one has no home to return to each night). Whatever the case I’m rather happy that we got to see Des Moines that night.

After spending two full days in the city of Chicago Des Moines felt like a ghost town, especially since most of the city was entirely deserted at 10 o’clock on a Sunday night. Even downtown Colorado Springs usually has a bit more happening at that time. The deserted aspect added its own bit of romanticism to it though. It was like all the lights and buildings in the city had been put up and given a spit shine just for us, at least all of those parts of the city that were not currently under construction, which was about half of it. I don’t know exactly what is going on there, but it seems to be some kind of downtown overhaul project that will eventually interconnect all of the downtown buildings with sky bridges. It looked nifty, but we weren’t able to get inside to test out any of the completed sky bridges ourselves. What we did get to see was the skyline, some beautiful bridges, and the very nice river walk that goes right down the middle of downtown Des Moines. Now as far as the social scene in Des Moines goes I can’t offer any critique, but if you are just looking for a city that is great to wander around in at night by yourself without feeling worried about your safety and while enjoying some beautiful scenery then I would suggest going to check out Des Moines.



After we completed our aimless wanderings we drifted into Ames where Tweedy had managed to find us a yard to pitch our tent in. You read that correctly, a yard we were pitching our tent in. It gets even better though. The person whose home we pitched our tent in lived in a student trailer park, which means there really wasn’t much in the way of individual yards. On top of it the home owner was not even awake when we set up our tent at around midnight, maybe even pushing one in the morning. All of this probably sounds completely ridiculous, but it gets even better. Tweedy did not even know the person whose yard we were sleeping in. She was actually the cousin of a friend of his from college who was just willing to surrender up a corner of her yard to three guys on a cross-country road trip. Thank you random stranger out there somewhere who I never even got the chance to meet!

The next night we had Tweedy’s uncle to go see in lower Wisconsin. That meant another day with a lot of driving. We tried to stop by a house that Frank Lloyd Wright built on the way, but it was closed on Mondays and Tuesdays. Instead of checking out the house built by the water we ended up just getting in the river ourselves at a little park downstream that had showers and restrooms with actual running water (and there was no fee for day use at this park!). After all the driving from the day before and several hours left for the rest of the day we decided to set up our tent and take a little post-lunch nap before continuing on our way. That was one of the best low-energy afternoons of the trip yet.


After the short reprieve it was back on the road and we rolled on into lower Wisconsin around 7:00. We had officially seen Iowa. I have to say it really still puts Kansas to shame, even with all the corn.

Remember to check out the videos of the trip that Eric and Tweedy are putting together.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Missouri... Mizory... Mizery... Misery


I don’t know what kind of spell Missouri cast over us, but for some reason as hard as I think I cannot recall anything super interesting happening the first couple days that we were there. We woke up on the fifth of September with the intention of documenting what had already happened so far on our trip. You know, get the journals written, the photos compiled, the videos edited, and of course, the blogs written. But as you will all have noticed at this point, I only posted one blog that day, and that blog was as short as could be seeing as the subject matter was Kansas. As far as productivity was going for that day we were down near zero.

“Still something must have happened” you say, and to that I nod my head a bit and try my best to recall what we did with all the time that we had that day. Here is a real streamlined approach to it (because wasting words on doing nothing seems like such a lousy thing to do, of course I suppose that is exactly what I’m doing now, how many words have I shoved in this parenthetical statement already? Okay, maybe wasting words on nothing is more up my alleyway after all).

  1.         Wake up and I make the morning oatmeal out on the front porch after Katt leaves for work. (Morning oatmeal is pretty much a sweeter rendition of evening beans, for this particular oatmeal I accidentally overloaded on the amount of molasses that I included, something that I have made sure to avoid since)
  2.          Sit around and try to get some work done on social media outlets while trying to ignore the rising heat and humidity.
  3.         Move around to the back side of the building to get some shade and snack on some food.
  4.         Realize that we really are getting nothing done plus we can’t get access to the wifi at the back of the building so maybe we should go see if we can find the Missouri river.
  5.         Wander aimlessly through town with a vague idea of the direction we should be going.
  6.         Run into a random wall of trees in the middle of town and try and make our way through the brush eventually finding ourselves in a heavily wooded patch of land right in the middle of the city, eventually get out and back to the road.
  7.         Decide to go back and get the cars and drive to the river.
  8.         Get waylaid by stumbling across a whole bunch of Monarch Butterfly Chrysalises.
  9.         Run into Katt when she gets home, find out we can check out the pool and community center there at the apartment complex
  10.       Check out the pool and community center at the apartment complex
  11.        Do a tiny bit of writing.
  12.        Have a small little party to celebrate my birthday as we slip into September 6th

Wow, that is quite a few words I wasted on nothing. And that was even with breaking it down to bullet points. Anyway, my birthday, September 6th, came in with everyone waking up late and then once everyone was awake Katt treated us all to my birthday lunch. It was at a popular Kansas City chain restaurant called 54th Street Pub and Eatery. The sandwiches there were beyond delicious, and the local beer I tried was delicious—very smooth, slight hint of fruit, and only a bit of bitterness on the finish. Once again, major shout-out to Katt for being the best hostess ever.

After hanging out for a bit longer we got in our cars and drove a few hundred miles to Jefferson City where we met up with Aaron, an old roommate of Tweedy’s and Eric’s (since I had hung around those two constantly I knew him as well). He offered us a floor to crash on in a room that had enough air conditioning to keep us at a decent temperature to fall asleep at—a rare thing to find in the state of misery… I mean Missouri. Our time at Aaron’s only extended through the night, then we were up and on the road again the next day on the search to find a cave.

Missouri is known for being the cave state and so we were hoping to find some cave that did not have any of the tourist walks in it, so that we could just go spelunking in it without anyone constantly staring over our shoulders, unfortunately that was not what ended up happening. We found Meramec Caverns on the map and so decided to head towards that cave since it also appeared to be near a state park. Our reasoning was even if Meramec Caverns was a tourist trap then at least we could wander through the state park and perhaps find a cave that was free of the irritating tour guides and regulations and planned routes through easily accessible segments of cave.

We reached the outskirts of Meramec and Eric and Tweedy had the keen desire to rinse off beforehand because they had been traveling through the land of endless humid heat in a car that had no air conditioning (personally I felt great, which will surprise my family since they all think my car has a horrible air conditioning system—turns out that all you have to do for it to work at 100% is fill the car with a whole bunch of stuff and drive through states with high humidity). So we stopped off at a river and swam around for a bit before going on to the cave entrance.


Meramec Caverns was indeed a tourist trap, and the price for a single adult was high above what we agreed to turn down ($15 had been our agreed maximum, the price was $23). We tried haggling with the tour guide behind the counter along with trying to figure out caves that we could go into without paying a fee. He mentioned a few places (actually he mentioned ten different locations, though didn’t include any directions to any of them) along with some encyclopedic type knowledge about the caves and types of caves in the state of Missouri. Though despite all of his knowledge we ended up skipping finding a cave to go spelunking in and instead headed on to a nearby state park called Elephant Rock.

To sum up Elephant Rock—it looks like a little bit of Colorado in the middle of Misery, I mean Missouri.


We hiked all over the rocks and even all the way to the opposite side of the park while we were in search of one of Jesse James’ hideouts that one of the people there told us about. He was going to give us very specific directions, but Tweedy didn’t want to hear them for some reason. Because of that we never found his old hideout, but we did find two old granite quarries that had since filled with water. If it hadn’t been sitting water we probably would have jumped in.



We stayed there until the sun dipped down below the horizon, even made some food at one of the park benches, and then we were on the road for Illinois.

For video check out these channels on YouTube: Eat2Pigs and itawtidid